Warning to Parents - Take Note

Parents are asked to be aware of the following syptoms developing during the forthcoming season:

1) Waking up in the very early hours of the morning - especially on weekends

2) Water, Energade and Jelly Babies make up an increasing part of your grocery bill

3) Always having warm jackets in the car - even in Summer

4) Your car smells permanently of suntan lotion because it lives in the cubbyhole - even in Winter

5) You are developing a stiff neck from falling asleep in a camping chair too often

6) Spending excessive amounts of money with nothing tangible to show for it

7) Your shopping list often includes a No. 10 spanner

Please do not be concerned if you are experiencing any of the above symptoms - you are simply becoming a rowing parent - Welcome to the club !!